Loops: “Am I a joke to you?”

Everyone else: “Who said that?”

On the contrary, I overpicked and killed a blackberry plant as a kid. Sounds like a solid tactic.

Rents are already higher than mortgages and the whole point of the 50 year mortgage is a lower monthly payment, but okay yeah I’m the idiot.

they’re aiming to lock people into a mortgage that would cost more per month than renting the same property until they’re 90.

How do you figure that?

I mean we already knew that, too. But victimizing a homeless girl is a whole new level of creep.

The former holds up a lot better than the latter, I’ll tell you that much.