They think their imaginary friend can make their wishes come true, but chooses not to. They aren’t smart.

We do. It’s called “Jazz”.

Not Lazlow’s fault. You see, back then periodicals actually had sub-editors.

Maybe these days. A long time ago his car broke down, and someone gave him a lift. He paid off their mortgage. Another time he flew a child cross country to have a transplant.

That’s not really what ESM updates are. There are the main and universe archives. The former are the core packages most Ubuntu installs are likely to want, while the latter are the many third-party packages Ubuntu offers easy access to. ESM is Canonical backporting security updates for those third-party packages to be compatible with the versions in each release’s universe archive, for 10 years - long after those third party devs have stopped supporting that Ubuntu release.

So ESM matters if you are sticking with an ageing distro for compatibility reasons, but not if you’re a normal user who will upgrade to the next LTS release on schedule, or if you’re accessing more recent versions of those packages via other methods.

In addition, ESM is free for personal use on up to 5 devices.

It’s an extra layer of support above and beyond that offered by the package maintainers, not withholding stuff for paid users.

Co-founder of Vice, ladies and gentlemen. It was on the cards.

Is it not significant that of its 6 original MPs it’s sued one and another quit? A party is just a circlejerk without MPs.

Bamboo is fine. Just dont plant too much, and cut it back. You’ll never pay for stakes or sticks again.

This sounds very much like a swapfile issue. Check you have swap enabled and it is big enough for your needs.

If the swapfile is filled, the OS will lock up and advance very slowly. You can monitor swap in top or whatever you prefer.

Good news is this is trivial to fix.

If your system keeps losing time that may point to the need to replace the CMOS battery, but its rare for a mobo to be in use long enough to need that.

Amazon sell these devices at a loss to drive usage of their platform. They would prefer people using them to sideload would fuck off.

That’s just for Vega OS devices, which will be the low end ones.

The Select is even more locked down, it uses Vega OS which doesn’t permit any sideloading at all. The only apps are HTML5

The culture surrounding the party has become dominated by persistent infighting, factional competition and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good.

Instead of openness, cooperation and outward focus, the environment has too often felt toxic, exclusionary and deeply disheartening.

- Adnan Hussain MP, today announcing his resignation from Your Party.

A single argument, settled within a week?

I dunno who bothers to file bug reports with them. They’ll gaslight then get bitchy if that doesn’t work, and only then will they admit under sufferance that there may well be a flaw in their beautiful sexy code.

“But we have great policies” says the Ferrets Scrapping in a Bag Party

“I was treated harshly” says fugitive who escaped as soon as treatment eased. Not exactly a model of the concept of prisoner of conscience.

Not disorganised? They haven’t yet got a name, a platform or a leader, but they’ve skipped to the infighting and legal action.

Its a company town. People who run companies dont tend to vote left.

The day you’re diagnosed with a terminal case of onlineness.

It’s often hyped as groundbreaking, but that seriously misunderstands what they’re doing. Nothing in Kane is new, it’s Gregg Toland’s homage to the 3D films of the 1930s. Some of the best stuff people don’t even talk about now, like how almost every main character has prosthetics to make them resemble press figures of the time. It’s a satire.