Call them to say I found a better job.

No, I don’t show up. Just call at the exact time the interview starts.

If that were enough, I imagine somebody would’ve done it already

I’m generally of the same opinion about the Switch, but it’s amazing to be able to play it on flights

I dunno, wikipedia has different pages for Libertarianism and Conservatism

I think the problem with Libertarianism is that they can’t get a big enough group for it to fail tragically.

… because a big group is kind of antithetical to libertarianism.

Also, fascism is completely different from libertarianism.

Some people claim to be libertarian, but actually want “fascism for you, libertarianism for me”, which is really just fascism. No need to conflate the two unnecessarily.

Does anyone else

Yes

I imagine it’s kind of like Libertarianism in that every time it’s attempted in the real world, it fails horribly.

Except in Libertarianism, it fails embarrassingly. In Communism, it fails tragically.