I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.

Do you really need an investigation of endeavour #21?

Absolutely.

I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.

$20 went a lot further back then.

No, like put him on an ice floe in the Arctic

Exile Steven Crowder. Change my mind.

Huh, May 2024. I wonder if it’s gotten worse

Anyone got a link to the inevitable fact checking post? I trust Mr Reich, but it’s always nice to follow up.

“I should probably wash that hand twice”

“Forming a task force” man, go fuck yourself. Do these assholes even know what’s going on over there?

Fucking dicks