I’ve got a lot of play in my life and the woman almost always made the first move. Because I don’t want to be a creep giving unwanted attention and I’m the kind of idiot where a woman can come sit in my lap and stroke my inner thigh and I’ll think “hmmm, I wonder if she might be interested in me.”

If a woman has never hit on you, I’ve got bad news for you dawg (assuming you want a woman to hit on you).

Edit: Lemmy, help me settle an argument. The night my wife and I got together, she sat in my lap, leaned back and into me, tilted her head back, put her arm around my head and pulled it down, and placed her mouth millimeters from mine. But I moved the last two fucking millimeters so she insists that I kissed her. Who kissed who first?

One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.

I’d spend about $3k on something unreasonable like a bottle of scotch. Or maybe several $500-750 bottles I will actually drink soonish so I don’t end up never opening the $3k bottle always waiting for the right time. I’d also get my wife a nice bag in a price range she would rarely get for herself, so another $2-3k. The rest would go in my brokerage.

The use of the definite article “the” is important.

He didn’t ask if Putin “has photos” like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don’t actually know exists, he asked if Putin “has the photos.”

uBlock Origin for Firefox?

I appreciate the effort but:

• 1-3 posts a day
• not enough videos, too many memes
• I need enough volume to get a post on all every few pages
• where are the little guys helping by putting a paw on a treadmill or shoving their siblings down the stairs?

I would also like a few red pandas freaking out. (Not on a dog comm, just in general)

Shit, I need it.

Right now: sad, sad, sad, oooh titties, sad, sad, sad.

I don’t want to experience Lemmy all sad without any titties.

On a related note, the one thing I miss from Reddit is cute dog videos. My wife has complained several times that I don’t send her cute dog videos anymore.

The deal was the Republicans got their eight votes from senators that aren’t up for election soon.

It always goes something like that. It’s never 30-40 senators or house members from the opposing side that vote for something when a deal is reached. It’s always just enough, with the votes coming from the ones most able to take the hit due to not being up for election next time, in a safe seat, very high popularity, etc.

Even when the minority leader admits to being part of the deal, they aren’t necessarily part of the group voting for it.