Boycott time. Fuck these pricks and their money.

I thought snot otter was what Canadians call a farmer-blow… TIL.

Definitely got 3-4 different vintages of that in the fridge. Trying to replicate the recipe from some ingredient box that calls for a dash of this or that…

I think this calls for something stronger; corn syrup, powdered sugar, beef broth, etc.

My quotes file for email signatures could replace most modern CEOs. The major qualifications are a cool name and being over six feet tall.

Closer to where Columbus sailed from then where he landed 😉

Launching my new food delivery service tomorrow called Tots™ we only deliver tater-tots but every driver is stacked and scantily clad 😎