Charles Darwin, do your job!

Something weird is going on with the moon…

If you took it seriously, I wish you the best.

Yeah, this is completely unconvincing, it gives “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Nah, factory slaves are normal in 2025

Is there absolutely no better work to be done?

Being bi and closeted is not an excuse for killing people.

I wonder what types of parasites dinosaurs had. Guess we’ll never know

Without having seen a picture, it sounds more cool than gross

Of all the things, this is the. Worst. Possible. Thing.

Garbanzo with peanut butter, lemon juice, soy sauce over rice 😩

Amazon? Never heard of it.

We treat senior citizens with kindness around here.

True. Before a mosquito landed on my balls, I was going apeshit violent on everything and everyone in my line of sight. Who knows what trail of destruction there would be had a mosquito not perched on my succulent testes

No no, you are talking about sex, hehe

I see pegasus and earth pony career, but where is the unicorn option? Anyway I choose cloud

I have a hunch we live in a simulation