Brave Little Hitachi Wand

If I’m Hitler then you’re about to be Poland, you utter bastard! Get over here! Where’s my Scorpion… Thing… One sec

No you didn’t!

You don’t sound evil, do we know each other? Lmfao don’t worry about it

Oh I know. I hate how well the right’s playbook with Christianity adapts to their use of Tolkien - all of the surface, none of the message.

Please go learn more about schizophrenia. I think that’s a better starting point than “hot button question with inflammatory framing”.

Tom Waits said "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.”

We named our company after a device whose subtle power was such that even one of them in the wrong hands was a ruinous disaster for the entire world. And then we went straight to work for the CIA.

That could be a bird’s-eye view of social judgment theory, basically the idea that successive pitches to a person’s latitude of non-commitment are the mechanism by which firm stances can change over time.

Ah that sweet sweet attention I would never admit to wanting. Like manna from heaven.

I’ve had my share of boos and hisses in my time as a jokey internet commenter. When I really bomb, knowing a few people laughed is a consolation. Reddit is just so alienating now

Everyone has a latitude of openness to new beliefs. They can be narrow, but it’s important to be mindful. Being entirely immovable is not only impossible, but maladaptive

Okay, ready? Everyone point at them and laugh.

Really trying to change anyone’s mind online. I’ve just given up trying to debate evil, I just try to make people laugh at them now.

Customer is always right

File a ticket with the online comments

File a ticket with the online comments

What in the… Yeah you’re right. I thought I had heard he was working on a deal and I’m so used to disappointment from him. The eight Dems are:

• Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
• Dick Durbin of Illinois
• John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
• Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
• Tim Kaine of Virginia
• Angus King of Maine
• Jacky Rosen of Nevada
• Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire

Edit: Now I’m hearing possibilities that Schumer did mastermind this, and these eight were picked? Fuck it either way, still hate the guy for being such a schmuck.

The difference between the two, of course, was that at the time they thought Neville had really done it, and I can’t even fathom even Schumer thinking he’s done a great thing.

My COVID splurge was a 12" milled cast iron pan that’s smooth as hell. Eggs slide on this baby. I would carry it up a mountain if I knew someone at the top had butter.