A friend of mine’s in-laws have an ostentation (muster or pride also acceptable) of peacocks and they are the most obnoxious creatures to roam the Earth. None were as prideful or intelligent as the one described. Likely, because they were also inbred as fuck and without any proper care/attention. Those who decry the aggression of Canadian Gooses have not had to put up with the never-ending nuisance from peacocks.
I reflexively wanted to point out that it’s “Canada” Geese, but I grew up around them and I could give a fuck what anyone calls those assholes, actually. 🤣
Hey, now. I’ve known some downright lovely rats, but in all my years I’ve yet to meet even a momentarily congenial Canada Goose. 🤌🏼
Truly, the only thing keeping them from being eaten ad ultimum just to shut them TFU (so delicious) are the steep fines against it. I mean, hell; were I ever to have “fuck you” money, that’s where at least some of it would go: oopsie, your Honor, didn’t mean to make that fucking asshole into a gourmet meal for 6, my bad. 🤷🏼♂️
A friend of mine’s in-laws have an ostentation (muster or pride also acceptable) of peacocks and they are the most obnoxious creatures to roam the Earth. None were as prideful or intelligent as the one described. Likely, because they were also inbred as fuck and without any proper care/attention. Those who decry the aggression of Canadian Gooses have not had to put up with the never-ending nuisance from peacocks.
I reflexively wanted to point out that it’s “Canada” Geese, but I grew up around them and I could give a fuck what anyone calls those assholes, actually. 🤣
Rats with wings
Hey, now. I’ve known some downright lovely rats, but in all my years I’ve yet to meet even a momentarily congenial Canada Goose. 🤌🏼
Truly, the only thing keeping them from being eaten ad ultimum just to shut them TFU (so delicious) are the steep fines against it. I mean, hell; were I ever to have “fuck you” money, that’s where at least some of it would go: oopsie, your Honor, didn’t mean to make that fucking asshole into a gourmet meal for 6, my bad. 🤷🏼♂️
throws down beer bottle
You got a problem with Canada Goose, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
For at least 6hrs, and preferably in a nice low-tannin red with some thyme and garlic.