Some little kid thinks he’s found a chewable vitamin…
Strips off his clothes and runs around the preschool hugging and biting people, yells gibberish at invisible kitties, then projectile vomits, rolls around the floor and falls asleep.
But it’s preschool so nobody notices
selling drugs that look like candy should be an extra crime…
Someone gave me a candy once and it was mdma without telling me.
Fuck these people.
Is this a lie you told to your mom when you got caught doing drugs and now you just keep telling it? If you bit or sucked on an e tablet you’d be too busy retching to absorb any of it.
I bought MDMA once and it was candy.
Fuck those people too.
That one I do believe. Fuck that shit.
I do t believe that happened. Ecstasy is expensive for a single pill and you would know instantly it’s not candy because it tastes like under your sink smells.
Fr. Back in the day the way to “test” a pill when buying was to touch it to the tip of your tongue. If it was the most bitter horrible chemical ever, it was legit. XD
I wonder what the blue pill on the right would do for a 5 year old
Probably get them a hospital trip.
I’m not good at math, but 100 minion sounds like a big number.
The red and blue megatrons mixed with vitamin c for flavor were the shit back in the day in the DMV.
I read that as “despicable estrogen”…
Back in my day, pills shaped like things were always shitty BZP/TFMPP. Nowadays, they’re like 250mg tabs. Wild.
Gru really needed the money…
For when you really want some Illumination.
Now we need Wall-E
Depends on how cut they are.
