I work in an oil refinery
Not for long!
Just start feeding him the right, left, like bahmp, bahmp, ya had enough yet?
People are going to think he smokes if he keeps it up! LOL! What an absolute goof! Thanks for sharing!
Adding addtional stress on top of an already stressfull enviroment for your own personal amusement is a dick move.
Working in oil tends to inherently select for people who don’t care at all about other people. If they did they wouldn’t make a career out of destroying the earth for every future human.
That’d get you fired afaik.
If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I’m sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not
Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on “anything that is, or appears to be” (a cigarette).
If that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?
Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.
Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn’t get they are fake and uses a real one.
Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there’s no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.
At an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.
We still have OSHA?
This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.
They might fuck around a little bit.
Something something BP oil spill
I like this guy.
Randall??
Can’t smoke a dart in there bud









