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    3 days ago

    I’m now from the future! It is Thursday! It worked! My time machine works!

    I want to get back to my time, I miss my wife and kids! But I need plutonium… Safely encased plutonium.

    If at all possible it should be a 25mm diameter rod of 99.99999% pure stuff with enough power density to produce a continuous 1gigawatt of power while my vehicle runs across a mall parking lot or deadend street at 80pmh.

    Please! I can’t stand these people from the future!