Hey now, cite your sources! This is Witch’s Mount by Xiao Xinyu. You can find the original on Weibo and Facebook.
Broomba
Modern witch.
That looks so unstable! What if you fall off? 😰
right! broombas should always be operated while sitting, for witchy flight safety :D
She have a handheld vacuum, just in case.
I don’t see any case.
Or the ol Mary Poppins as a backup.
It presumably auto balances like a hover board.
But have you considered how painful it would be to ride a broom in the standard witchy way? Just a hard broomstick lengthwise in the crotch and your legs dangling either side. I think someone would last about 10s tops.
Pictured: Egwene Al’Vere after rediscovering skimming in the Third Age.
at least she’s getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.
