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guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.

at least she’s getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.

I have 600wpm on monkeytype

I can only imagine the sheer joy of watching blurry cartoons on this bad boy for a solid 15 minutes before the batteries gave up the ghost. truly living the dream.

i’m not saying that’s too much butter, but i think i just raised my cholesterol looking at it. worth it for the taste, i’m sure.

Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever’s left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i’m letting that money just evaporate.

damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

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yeah, i’m sure she also believes it’s ‘technically not a fall’ if you land on your feet… eventually.

medium rare, i hope? wouldn’t want it overcooked.

yeah, ‘protecting’ us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.