If there’s one thing I know about dogs, it’s how much they hate being outside with their favorite people all the time.

I’d take a handmade linen shirt over a wool sweater any day.

Except with booties, the crown jewels of my wardrobe are the dinosaur booties a friend knitted for me.

What a coincidence, I found it when sleep deprived. My cat attacked me for giggling in the bed.

Bitcoin:

• Decentralized
• Permissionless
• Private
• Keeps the kitties warm

First time: Discovery

Second time: Predictable, seek out new porn

Third time: Nostalgia

I love these because it give us a glimpse into oldschool metaphors that were so, so obvious at the time. Like of course you’re going to slap down some mussels on that hell talk because it’s an unclean abomination.

And of course you’re gonna give a pregnant women a pomegranate, and make sure jesus has a pelican. Why wouldn’t jesus be hanging with a pelican? If not, at least make sure he’s holding a fish and there’s a shepherd in there somewhere.

The illuminaries were memelord shitposters.

They can hold a pose for longer.

Link please.

That reminds me of a porn I saw thrice.

It goes deeper than that, too.

Pop culture painting dads as irresponsible parents comes from the idea that women are natural caregivers while men are just boys who work. It’s a cultural bias that still affects legislation and custody rulings, and why it’s a goddamn fight to get changing table in men’s public washrooms.

Funny drunk dad meme is just the scum on the surface of a shitty lake.

I think this would hurt, but I don’t have a penis.

I erred on the side of caution. Not everyone is an ancient greek.

Not that I know of. I walked away and it was anti-climactic. I believe one is living in a broken down van and thinks Elon Musk talks to him directly, not that poverty and mental health issues are anything to make fun of.

I was the target. It was an IRL one that moved to the internet.

I tried to get people to use each other’s preferred pronouns. The hate didn’t really ramp up until I brought up facts and evidence.

It had all the elements of your standard hate mob, with trolling, doxxing, threats, and all that.

Jesus Christ I thought that was Bruce Campbell.

It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.

Conservisplanation

It is a God given fact that:

Penis = man

Vagina = woman

*Intersex = not part of the data

∴ more penis = more man

Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it’s epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

This is my favorite dick cheney deathpost so far.