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mech@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon starts his day

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Anon starts his day

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mech@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • Pat@feddit.nu
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    4 days ago

    Meanwhile, my Grandma’s been smoking cigs for a damn long time, and she’s kicking around, around 80 y/o. You don’t need to go this hard.

    • mech@feddit.orgOP
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      I’d bet smoking is healthier than that pill stack.

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Meanwhile:

    >wake up
    >shoot myself full of estrogen
    >tea
    >shower
    >brush my teeth
    >go get pizza (yum) 
    

    Simple as

    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 days ago

      instruction unclear, only got estrogen and coffee. what do?

      • Flax@feddit.uk
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        6 days ago

        Instructions unclear, only carried out the first four words

  • bassad@jlai.lu
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    6 days ago

    Seems like a trubute to the “morning routine” from american psycho

  • ikt@aussie.zone
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    creatine you only take 4 x 5g when in your loading phase which lasts a week, then it’s 3g for maint or just 3g a day for maint which will get you to saturation anyway but takes about 3-4 weeks

    https://creatine.wiki/w/Creatine_Usage/Creatine_for_Beginners#content-recommended-dosage

    fish oil good for you

    the others I’m not gonna touch

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      Quit using drugs to min/max. Life isn’t a video game. Just go to the gym or do stuff outside. The rest is just capitalism doing what it does, trying to sell you shit you don’t need.

      • ikt@aussie.zone
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        Quit using drugs to min/max

        Why?

        trying to sell you shit you don’t need

        It’s science bro, if it helps improve your life why wouldn’t you do it?

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          It doesn’t improve your daily life any more than regular exercise does

  • slothrop@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    Vanity is dehumanizing.

  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Since when has sleeping counted as fasting?

    • mech@feddit.orgOP
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      6 days ago

      Why do you think it’s called breakfast?

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      6 days ago

      since they decided to call it breakfast, i guess

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