• mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

    ask me how I know

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        1 day ago

        negative brain: just stand and accept fate’s golden stream pouring down your leg
        small brain: pull skin and aim
        normal brain: pee sitting down so you don’t piss yourself
        big brain: also watch how it’s hanging
        megabrain: cut off balls so you can see better how to aim
        gigabrain: all out bottom surgery just so you can pee in peace

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        8 days ago

        I’ve sat down to relieve myself in the middle of the night while sick and half asleep and felt a strong warmth down the back of my legs because I pissed on myself through the gap under the toilet seat

        I ain’t afraid to admit it