I would switch out the Kit Kat’s since it’s a Nestlé product, fuck that
Those don’t have the Nestle logo, so are likely the American ones made by Hershey.
Not much better, but to my knowledge Hershey didn’t kill millions of children in Africa.
I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey’s fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I’m literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.
GOLD SPARKLY SKULL? WARE?
Dollar Tree.
No, no, wait for it…
For fucking FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. PLEASE try to tell me this isn’t a failing empire.
Is this AI?
No, to my knowledge this is not Weird Al.
Only a single bottle? Drinking kinda light aren’t we?
Kit kats two days in a row is gonna be really rough on the stomach
You gotta love the game if you want to play at the highest level!
Wdym two days in a row? That should last you the whole week. smh
Looks like a construction workers breakfast and lunch.
Such forethought!
Have you ever worked construction? While some drink on the job, they all eat proper food, usually big portions.
Working construction drunk sounds absolutely horrible.
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Is that Tylenol, to help you focus?
I thinks it’s breath mints.
Ew, you could get so many more tannins and calories out of box wine sangria for a quarter the price.
will a box of sangria make me sing katy perry at 4 am then puke an fall in a ditch?
Absolutely! It even comes with a mega hangover if you’re foolish enough to stop drinking it.
Yes, and it will finally give you the confidence you needed to start wearing more red to cover up all of your wine stains. 10% sneaks up on you
Yes and it counts towards your 5 fruit a day to keep the doctor away.
Hey man don’t knock boxed wine. It’s plenty delicious, more efficient to ship, and just as effective. Its a great everyday wine.
but i want corks
Now do two weeks worth!
